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  •  Men, do you suffer from Inaccurate Penis Syndrome? (4+ / 0-)
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    hulibow, Calamity Jean, Overseas, Matt Z

    Better known as "The Heartbreak of IPS?"  Do you often hit yourself in the forehead while masturbating?  After intercourse, does your partner refuse to help you get the condom off your head?   Do your erections last five hours or more, but you spend four and a half hours looking for something to put them in, and when you finally do the object of your affection says "Moo!" or "Baaa?"  Then the State Medical Board says "Welcome to Texas!"

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