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  •  They're just terrified. (5+ / 0-)

    Trying to make up a horrible enough story to scare themselves away from it.

    If you're truly straight, gay sex is something you're uninterested in, not something you're horrified by. Should it happen to happen some day, through some strange chance concatenation of circumstances, the Mighty Thumb of God wouldn't reach out from the heavens and push me into the ground like a tack. If I woke up some morning with no clear memory of the previous evening and a guy beside me, I'd just laugh my head off. And then ask him what he took in his coffee.

    "They smash your face in, and say you were always ugly." (Solzhenitsyn)

    by sagesource on Sat Jun 29, 2013 at 12:03:52 PM PDT

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    •  I may have to borrow/steal this: (1+ / 0-)
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      Cedwyn

      "the Mighty Thumb of God wouldn't reach out from the heavens and push me into the ground like a tack."

      I just pictured a Monty Python-esque hand reaching from a cloud, thumb outstretched..... brilliant.

      (aka NobleExperiments). ‎"Those who make a peaceful revolution imposible make a violent revolution inevitable" ~ John F. Kennedy

      by smrichmond on Sat Jun 29, 2013 at 11:52:01 PM PDT

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