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  •  Jeers to the Illinois Lottery... (9+ / 0-)

    Being very desperate for money this week, I slumped low enough to bet $40 on four "$250,000,000 Cash Spectacular" instant tickets. The odds of winning (anything) are listed at 1 in 3.14. Hence, why I bought 4 of these badboys. Well in the guilty confines of my car, outside the 7/11, I scratched them all off. I WON, as the odds predicted. I won $10, not the $10,000 I desperately need (or one of the 9 remaining $1,000,000 prizes, either). Net loss: $30. I guess now I desperately need $10,030...

    Republicans want smaller gov't for the same reason crooks want fewer cops. - James Carville

    by wyckoff on Tue Jul 02, 2013 at 08:42:19 AM PDT

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