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View Diary: IAN: Friday July 5, 2013 Camp NaNoWriMo Edition (52 comments)

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  •  Weck, even though you made some very unseemly (4+ / 0-)
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    remarks about my farting habits yesterday, spurred on no doubt by FLMOM, I must say I like the cut of your jib.

    Your jib is very well cut, in other words.

    If everyone's jib was as well cut and trimmed out as yours, there would probably be less farting in the world.

    But I wouldn't count on it.

    •  I am pretty good at the cutting part, (4+ / 0-)

      (measure twice then have somebody else do it while I watch), but for trimming you must speak with out resident expert, the extraordinary, broths!  

      Myself, I consider flatulence to be NNN;  normal, natural and necessary, an I am so pleased to have you, an avowed expert, here to discuss these issues.  I defer to your greater wisdom and experience in methane production techniques, as I have serious difficulties with the supply side.  I eat or drink few eggs, beans or malt beverages, which I have determined from my research enhance the bloating and release process so important to a well cut cheese.  Plus, at my house, we always blame the pets. ♥

      If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever. &

      by weck on Fri Jul 05, 2013 at 09:57:05 AM PDT

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