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  •  LOL, good ones tonight, jbou (5+ / 0-)
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    jbou, Powered Grace, liberte, JBL55, The Marti

    I especially enjoyed these:

    Start your sentence with “Hypothetically speaking…” and you have a free pass to say whatever you want. Yup, even shit about donkey dicks.

    When people are acting happy, I remind them they'll never go on a magic carpet ride. That slaps a little reality back into them.

    When someone says they don't give a fuck, tell them they have food in their teeth and watch them immediately give a fuck.

    Irony takes a worse beating from Republicans than Wile E. Coyote does from Acme. --Tara the Antisocial Social Worker

    by Youffraita on Fri Jul 05, 2013 at 12:33:01 AM PDT

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