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  •  Forget the NSA. They won't USE it. ADVERTISERS THO (3+ / 0-)
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    buddabelly, Stwriley, mkor7

    OHHHH YEAH GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE

    My god, are the surprised people serious? THIS is the thing that finally wakes you up to the fact that Facebook is a giant fucking data mine for sale? Look, I work for [EVIL CORPORATION NAME EXPUNGED] and they dragged us all into mandatory meetings to scream FACEBOOKFACEBOOKFACEBOOKMARKETINGMARKETINGMARKETING at us yearrrrrs ago.

    And honestly.

    What did you THINK was gonna happen when you DOCUMENTED YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ONLINE IN METICULOUS DETAIL?

    "All accessible to U.S. intelligence." HA HA HA AND ANYONE ELSE WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED

    You ever see an old acquaintance on Facebook for the first time in a while, and notice that they're single when they weren't last you remember, so you get curious and you use Facebook's HANDY DANDY TIMELINE to pinpoint the exact moments when the relationship went south?

    Yes its true! Facebook is both Orwellian and Lovecraftian in its horror. DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK.

    "See? I'm not a racist! I have a black friend!"

    by TheHalfrican on Mon Jul 08, 2013 at 10:35:36 AM PDT

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