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View Diary: IAN - July 14, 2013 (what do I talk about today?) (30 comments)

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  •  My baby teeth wouldn't fall out. (1+ / 0-)
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    All had to be pulled at the dentist's, and he wouldn't send them home for the tooth fairy because he said it was unsanitary.

    My Mom told me the Tooth Fairy was kind of dumb, and if we put a grain of rice under my pillow, she'd never know the difference. Sure enough, the next morning I found a quarter where the grain of rice had been.

    Unfortunately for my Mom, I got the bag of rice and dumped the whole damn thing on my bed, figuring to make a killing the next morning.

    Of course, I got nothing, and I was afraid to say anything. When I got home from school that day, the rice was gone. Mom never said a word about it, and I didn't dare ask. From that day on, she paid up front for my pulled teeth.

    The note to your granddaughter should become a family heirloom! How adorable!

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