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  •  Slander!!! How dare you!!! (4+ / 0-)
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    Darth Jeff, David Nir, skibum59, CF of Aus

    You will hear from my laywer!!!

    GODSPEED TO THE WISCONSIN FOURTEEN!

    by LordMike on Thu Jul 18, 2013 at 01:23:18 PM PDT

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    •  I'm going to wind up in the Agony Booth aren't I (3+ / 0-)
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      James Allen, LordMike, David Nir

      I always imagined Mirror Tom Jensen attaches Agonizers to his interns and uses them whenever he gets back the results of a poll that he doesn't like.  

      23, male, CA-18 (home and voting there), LA-01 (college).

      by Jeff Singer on Thu Jul 18, 2013 at 01:34:44 PM PDT

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      •  You're agonizer, please... (2+ / 0-)
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        KingofSpades, Darth Jeff

        GODSPEED TO THE WISCONSIN FOURTEEN!

        by LordMike on Thu Jul 18, 2013 at 01:51:58 PM PDT

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        •  oops... "your" not "you're" (1+ / 0-)
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          Darth Jeff

          Sorry about that...

          GODSPEED TO THE WISCONSIN FOURTEEN!

          by LordMike on Thu Jul 18, 2013 at 02:30:12 PM PDT

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          •  How dare you make a grammatical error!!! (1+ / 0-)
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            LordMike

            And so you die LordMike, and we all move up in rank!  No one will question the assassination of a poster who mistakes you're for your.  

            (I've seen that episode far too many times).  

            23, male, CA-18 (home and voting there), LA-01 (college).

            by Jeff Singer on Thu Jul 18, 2013 at 02:35:59 PM PDT

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            •  The illogic of waste, Mister Harper... (1+ / 0-)
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              Darth Jeff

              The waste of lives, potential, resources, time. I submit to you that your polling organization is illogical because it cannot endure. I submit that you are illogical to be a willing part of it.

              HARPER: You have one minute and twenty three seconds.

              If change is inevitable, predictable, beneficial, doesn't logic demand that you be a part of it?

              HARPER: One pollster cannot summon the future.

              But one pollster can change the present. Be the captain of this polling enterprise, Mister Spock. Find a logical reason for doing an accurate poll and make it stick. Push till it gives. You can defend yourself better than any man in the polling fleet.

              SCOTT: Captain, get in the chamber!

              What about it, Harper?

              HARPER: A man must also have the power.

              In the real Tom Jensen's cabin is a device that will make your polling invincible.

              HARPER: Indeed?

              What will it be? Past or future? Tyranny or freedom? It's up to you.

              HARPER: It is time.

              In every revolution in polling, there's one man with a vision.

              HARPER: Captain Kirk, I shall consider it.

              GODSPEED TO THE WISCONSIN FOURTEEN!

              by LordMike on Thu Jul 18, 2013 at 03:15:05 PM PDT

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