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  •  there is, and has been, a ballbat... (1+ / 0-)
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    in every bedroom and basement of every house i've lived in since i moved from my parents home in 1976...they  (the bats) serve two purposes---possible self defense (not once, yet), and reminders that i, at one time, was a helluva hitter (probably still)...

    one of them is a 50+-yr-old h&b louisville slugger mickey mantle autograph model, another a stan musial souvenir 'autograph' i got as a promo giveaway at a STL cardinal game in about 1964-5--it will break my heart if i ever have to break either of them over someone's head

    •  but never, ever a gun (1+ / 0-)
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      •  I just have the same dinged-up Slugger (0+ / 0-)

        I've had since I was a kid.  Never really meant much to me, but it was fun to play ball with.  I have occasionally had to use it to get at big spiders on the ceiling.  And I feel guilty even about that, so hopefully that's the full extent of the badness it will ever be involved in.

        Sign the petition to demand a law-abiding Supreme Court.

        by Troubadour on Tue Jul 16, 2013 at 04:45:02 AM PDT

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