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  •  "She blacked her own eye, Your Honor." (2+ / 0-)
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    TomP, DerAmi

    Or as one of my clients' soon-to-be-ex yelled on the witness stand, "Of course I hit her hard enough to break her nose! I had to, because she kept insisting on going out and getting a job where she talked to other men!"

    (The judge was not amused -- I knew him well enough to know that we didn't have to put on any additional evidence. We got the restraining order in short order, along with full custody of the kids and supervised visitation only.)

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