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  •  I have to say it's amusing to read these! (11+ / 0-)

    I love the idea of "having opposition to the chilly"!

    •  Not as much fun as it was (6+ / 0-)

      back in the day when you could get great recipes by clicking on a troll diary.

      And let's face it: these spammers are merely trolls in disguise.

      Irony takes a worse beating from Republicans than Wile E. Coyote does from Acme. --Tara the Antisocial Social Worker

      by Youffraita on Fri Aug 23, 2013 at 12:49:00 AM PDT

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    •  I Use This Text, Called Lorem Ipsum Dolor (5+ / 0-)

      It is fake text used to mock up a web site or brochure to appear there is text, when you don't have said text. It looks like this:

      Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aenean sit amet sodales felis, sit amet mattis diam. Suspendisse nec libero vitae mauris convallis mollis sit amet ut nulla. Nunc vulputate est massa, eu aliquet quam euismod at. Mauris vitae nunc blandit, varius augue sit amet, condimentum arcu. Pellentesque volutpat suscipit urna. Maecenas posuere tortor lectus, quis ornare sapien interdum quis. Fusce tincidunt sit amet orci sit amet adipiscing. Suspendisse gravida eros vel elit porta, vel molestie nulla congue.
      This Diary reads like that to me. That it was somehow generated in so random, automated manner.
      •  Fake Roman! (2+ / 0-)

        LOLOLOLOLOL!

        Or, to quote Bubba:

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        Irony takes a worse beating from Republicans than Wile E. Coyote does from Acme. --Tara the Antisocial Social Worker

        by Youffraita on Fri Aug 23, 2013 at 12:56:24 AM PDT

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        •  That Text Is Something I Use Everyday (7+ / 0-)

          and cause I have a sense of humor, lately I've been using the Riker version. As in that dude from Star Trek. It reads like this:

          Earl Grey tea, watercress sandwiches... and Bularian canapés? Are you up for promotion? You enjoyed that. Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves? Sure. You'd be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi, or Worf. Wait a minute - you've been declared dead. You can't give orders around here. Computer, belay that order. Fear is the true enemy, the only enemy. Worf, It's better than music. It's jazz. For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others. You're going to be an interesting companion, Mr. Data. About four years. I got tired of hearing how young I looked. Ensign Babyface! The game's not big enough unless it scares you a little. Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you. Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of those close to us, human history would be far less bloody. This should be interesting. Commander William Riker of the Starship Enterprise. Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you.

          I kid you not, I've had clients tell me we need to replace this copy with their own copy, what I have won't work. They say this with a serious tone. I literally have to tell them it is just placeholder text :).

          •  ROFLMFAO (2+ / 0-)

            And ya know what?

            A. I'm glad the apt. under me is unoccupied b/c they'd think I went nuts; and

            B. That is so totally realistic it's creepy. Hysterically funny...but creepy.

            How stupid ARE your clients? /rhetorical

            Irony takes a worse beating from Republicans than Wile E. Coyote does from Acme. --Tara the Antisocial Social Worker

            by Youffraita on Fri Aug 23, 2013 at 01:16:28 AM PDT

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            •  They Can Be A Little Dense (2+ / 0-)
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              maybeeso in michigan, Youffraita

              I don't write copy for my clients. The main reason being my grammer is terrible and second, well I don't really know their business. Before I started doing web sites I worked at high-end ad agencies. I had copywriters that charged like $200/hour. I like to joke I know good copy when I see it, that doesn't mean I can write it.

            •  Oh My Current Client Is A Wonderful Guy (2+ / 0-)
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              maybeeso in michigan, Youffraita

              until I asked about his business. He does health benefit consulting. Using the Affordable Care Act as a hook to scare people for their business. He showed the work I did for him to others and the impression was it was a "pretty" site, well done (pat me on the back), but the copy was terrible.

              I said I might be able to help a little, which I never offer, cause well I know a little about Obamacare. I found out he makes the tea party folks look liberal.

              I told him, straight up, I am a liberal. I don't agree with him. But I don't let my political views get in the way of business. But I can't see how I can help cause I see his selling prop in a different way.

              He laughed at me ....

          •  I like this part (1+ / 0-)
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            webranding

            even if it is intended to be meaningless:

            Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of those close to us, human history would be far less bloody.
      •  Brute force translation from a non-Western (2+ / 0-)
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        terabytes, Caipirinha

        language is what it looks like to me.

        The grammar pattern looks like it could be Chinese.

        Spite is the ranch dressing Republicans slather on their salad of racism

        by ontheleftcoast on Fri Aug 23, 2013 at 01:43:50 AM PDT

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