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  •  How the NSA really does its work: (11+ / 0-)

    •Step 1: NSA goes to Gmail, guesses “puppy64” as the password for all usernames, and successfully gains access to over 5 million email accounts

    •Step 2: Hits Ctrl+F, types “illegal activity”

    •Step 3: For anyone who doesn’t have a computer, NSA agents bring one right over to your home for you to use

    •Step 4: Automated bots install a tracking program on your internet browser, which logs your incredibly pathetic cycle of only ever visiting the same five sad little websites

    •Step 5: Randomly texts “what’s up?” to citizens and keeps detailed records of everyone’s responses

    •Step 6: You know how your password turns into dots after you type it? Well, the NSA figured out how to read dots

    •Step 7: America saved

    (- the Onion)

    Warren/3-D Print of Warren in 2016!

    by dov12348 on Tue Aug 27, 2013 at 01:11:43 PM PDT

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