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    Vetwife, kurt, Powered Grace

    but here are some appropriate lyrics from Uncle Bonsai:

    Available on their "Boys Want Sex in the Morning" CD:

    Don't Put It In Your Mouth

    Don't put it in your mouth
    You don't know where it's been
    Don't assume it's candy for a minute
    Don't take it from the ground
    Or from a strange old man
    Other kids have vanished when they did it

    Don't bring it in the house
    Because it's not a toy
    Don't you ever point it at your sister
    Go put it in your room
    I'll wash your mouth with soap
    Then I'll put you two in separate comers

    Did you bring enough for everyone
    Keep it to yourself or share
    Go upstairs and think of what you've done
    You're just not my kid, I swear

    Don't swing that thing around
    You just might poke an eye
    Wipe that grin before it sticks forever
    Don't leave it on the floor
    Or feed it to the dog
    If you break it you wont get another

    How many times do I have to tell you
    In one ear and out the other
    Don't try talking with your mouth full
    You're behaving like your father
    If you want to grow up healthy
    Knock it off and put it down
    Keep it clean and safe for later
    And don't you put it in your mouth

    Don't put it in your mouth
    What If you should choke
    Even though you didn't choke the last time
    You'd jump right off the bridge
    Because the neighbor did
    You should try to make your brain work sometime

    Let me see your hands
    Both hands both sides
    Stop that sniveling now and blow
    What is best for you is best for me
    Don't ask why or how just go

    If you don't want to eat
    We'll find someone who will
    Starving kids in India will love it
    And you'll just go to bed
    And stay there for a week or
    Put it in your mouth and swallow it

    How many times do I have to tell you
    In one ear and out the other
    Don't try talking with your mouth full
    You're behaving like your father
    If you want to grow up healthy
    Knock it off and put it down
    Keep it clean and safe for later
    And don't you put it in your mouth

    (Knock it off)

    More at http://www.unclebonsai.com /

    "Where has Big Government ever gotten us?" " Mars."

    by On Puget Sound on Thu Sep 05, 2013 at 12:33:36 AM PDT

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