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  •  My analogy: (8+ / 0-)

    Climate change is a crazed gorilla on PCP. Lots of PCP.

    It wants to rip my head off my shoulders. For some PCP-crazed gorilla reason.

    Two zookeepers are standing there with tranq guns:  a Republican and a Democrat.

    The Republican says:  "What gorilla?" He gazes off into the middle distance and scratches his ass while the gorilla takes its first swipe at my head with its long, long arms.

    The Democrat says:  "Why yes, I see the gorilla there. In fact, I estimate his claws came within two inches of your eye just now.  Good move on your part hiding behind the chair...oh, look, now he's broken the chair in half. My, it's not looking too good for you, is it?"

    Me:  "FOR FUCK'S SAKES, USE THE TRANQ GUN!"

    Democrat (somewhat shocked at the idea):  "Oh, I couldn't do that. The tranquilizing drugs are much too expensive. It costs me fifty dollars every time I pull this trigger! I'm sorry, but the zoo just has to live within its means."

    PEE WEE'S QUESTION OF THE DAY:  So, who do I vote for?

    I tried to go online to find a similar bear head...but when I searched “Big Bear Head” it gave me a San Diego craigslist ad entitled “Big Bear needs some quick head now” and then I just decided to never go on the internet again.--Jenny Lawson

    by SouthernLiberalinMD on Thu Sep 19, 2013 at 03:43:50 PM PDT

    •  *sigh* (1+ / 0-)
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      Calamity Jean

      Pathetic, ain't it?
      Clearly we all need to start buying beach front property, oh, somewhere in Prince George's County, if I know/remember my Maryland topography (born and raised in suburban MD) . . .

      "Lone catch of the moon, the roots of the sigh of an idea there will be the outcome may be why?"--from a spam diary entitled "The Vast World."

      by bryduck on Thu Sep 19, 2013 at 04:01:15 PM PDT

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      •  I'm with you. (0+ / 0-)

        I was considering buying property in Southern Maryland, but it looks like awfully low ground down there.

        I tried to go online to find a similar bear head...but when I searched “Big Bear Head” it gave me a San Diego craigslist ad entitled “Big Bear needs some quick head now” and then I just decided to never go on the internet again.--Jenny Lawson

        by SouthernLiberalinMD on Sat Sep 21, 2013 at 12:13:52 PM PDT

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        •  Pretty darn flat once you go south or (0+ / 0-)

          east of the district . . .

          "Lone catch of the moon, the roots of the sigh of an idea there will be the outcome may be why?"--from a spam diary entitled "The Vast World."

          by bryduck on Sat Sep 21, 2013 at 04:12:49 PM PDT

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          •  It sure is pretty, though (sigh) (0+ / 0-)

            Oh, well, pretty won't help if it starts going underwater.

            I tried to go online to find a similar bear head...but when I searched “Big Bear Head” it gave me a San Diego craigslist ad entitled “Big Bear needs some quick head now” and then I just decided to never go on the internet again.--Jenny Lawson

            by SouthernLiberalinMD on Mon Sep 23, 2013 at 07:47:48 AM PDT

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