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  •  If someone splashes some god on me.... (2+ / 0-)
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    Greenfinches, OldDragon

    ....I smile and reply "Hail Sithis," or "May Azura light your way."

    (Both of these are deities in the action role-playing video game Elder Scrolls V, Skyrim, the Lord of the Void and the Daedric Princess of Dusk and Dawn, respectively.)

    If they complain about me invoking imaginary gods, I reply,

    "I tolerate your imaginary gods, so you can tolerate mine. And I have one huge advantage over you. I know Sithis and Azura and the rest don't exist in any way except as story elements within the narrow bounds of one particular fictional game universe. But you still think your gods are real and are obsessed with checking out my conscience and my crotch. I vacation in my fantasy world; you're stuck in yours, so stuck you don't even realize it is a fantasy."

    "They smash your face in, and say you were always ugly." (Solzhenitsyn)

    by sagesource on Mon Sep 23, 2013 at 04:28:38 PM PDT

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