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  •  They need jews so they can somehow.... (4+ / 0-)
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    ....be the subject of a horrific conflagration that will be really bad and which will cause Christ to come back to Earth where he will get in a duel with the anti-Christ (Christ wins!) and then he will turn his attention to saving all the non-infidels who he will sweep up into a special place in the sky that we cannot see --kinda like Obama's domestic policies in that we know they exist but we cannot see them.
    The jews will be placed on the moon until they stop being stubborn and realize Christ is Lord and is really cool and is totally down with Klezmer music, every film by Miramax and young men and women being forced to learn Hebrew and then perform in front of a bunch of people for gifts.

    The jews will all be transported to heaven, realize there are no blintzes and then will ask to talk to the manager.

    The manager, God, will learn the meaning of "Oy vey" and rain blintzes on everyone.

    If you hate government, don't run for office in that government.

    by Bensdad on Mon Sep 23, 2013 at 07:08:53 PM PDT

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