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  •  It only seems appropriate that (4+ / 0-)

    Viagra would buy the naming rights to the Washington Monument.

    Then Cialis can build a slightly taller one next to it and advertise that they make it bigger than the competition.

    "How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?" - George Carlin

    by yg17 on Thu Oct 03, 2013 at 08:47:54 AM PDT

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    •  If Viagra had that sponsorship (1+ / 0-)
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      then the scaffolding could be brought to us by Trojan.

      Filibuster reform, 2013 - woulda, coulda, shoulda.

      by bear83 on Thu Oct 03, 2013 at 08:57:52 AM PDT

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    •  Cialis would build bathtubs (2+ / 0-)
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      2 tubs would sit side-by-side in the 5 o'clock shadow of the Washington Memorial and each day there would be a recreation of how government was drowned in one of them.  The other would be filled with Tea and used to drown liberals.  Side effects might include the end of liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

      "When you think about the money spent/on defense by the government/& the weapons of destruction we've built/we're so sure that we need/then you think of the millions that money could feed/How long?" J Browne

      by rainmanjr on Thu Oct 03, 2013 at 10:23:04 AM PDT

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