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  •  Ted's eyebrows are a problem. They tilt down from (1+ / 0-)
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    Janet 707

    nose line outward toward the ears. These kind of eyebrows make people think of sad clowns which I guess he is in a way. I recommend an eyebrowectomy in which his brows are replaced by hands from dead monkeys with the middle fingers pointing up to say "fuck you america". This I believe will help he and his comrades bring bobby e. lee back to life and get the new civil war rolling.

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