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  •  Apparently so (9+ / 0-)

    I've yet to meet one who has considered the possibility that the rapture has already taken place, and we - all of us - are the ones "left behind".

    "When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions" ~ Kurt Cobain, Territorial Pissings

    by Subterranean on Thu Oct 31, 2013 at 06:13:09 PM PDT

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    •  That is an interesting way to approach it. n/t (2+ / 0-)
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      RiveroftheWest, ExpatGirl

      If we really want to straighten out all this crap we really need to think about shit - Holy Shit.

      by John Crapper on Thu Oct 31, 2013 at 09:11:18 PM PDT

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    •  Well, if end times have begun already, many of (2+ / 0-)
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      of us should have the mark of the devil.  It is probably hidden so we might need to do a little searching.  Encoding it into credit cards would be a simple way to hide it in plain sight.  So, try this and tell me what you get:

      Take the first group of four numbers on your card and add them up.  Then add again and again until you get a single digit.

      Multiply that number by nine.

      Add the digits.

      Subtract 3

      Write that number down.

      Repeat for the next two groups of four numbers.

      Tell me, have you been marked?

      And we love to wear a badge, a uniform / And we love to fly a flag But I won't...let others live in hell / As we divide against each other And we fight amongst ourselves

      by ban48 on Fri Nov 01, 2013 at 03:49:52 AM PDT

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      •  Millions around the globe are marked (4+ / 0-)

        "666" is a red herring, a clever sleight of hand by the devil to lull us into complacency.  

        Remember how the devil lured the foul temptress Eve into taking a bite out of the fruit of knowledge?  That is is his mark, and it is everywhere!  In movies, on the TV Machine, in our homes, even in our beds!  Our BEDS!  

        To see if you've been marked, look over your computer, phone, tablet, or mp3 player.  If you find a fruit with a bite taken out of it, you've been enslaved by demonic powers not of this world.  Don't attempt to dispose of the marked device, it is too late.  In preparation for End Times, the Devil has already recalled his Beelzebub, his Supreme Demon

        "When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions" ~ Kurt Cobain, Territorial Pissings

        by Subterranean on Fri Nov 01, 2013 at 10:55:25 AM PDT

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