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  •  Lynne Cheney's fine-ass quality novel, "Sisters" (1+ / 0-)
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    Zack from the SFV

    Well, since Mary Cheney and Liz Cheney are now publicly arguing about gay marriage again, it's time to pull out this old piece of literary garbage by Lynne Cheney, about lesbians on the Western frontier. Randi Rhodes read excepts of it live on the radio, it was HILARIOUS!

    From the comments:

    "Just focus for a moment on the nickname of the husband of the authoress, and it becomes E-Z to understand why Lynne Cheney's throbbing pudenda compelled her to write this novel more than two decades ago. As directed by the Commander in Chief, the White House gynecologist has since infibulated the author. Yet potent testimony of the intensity of gratified female desire remains between the well-thumbed pages of the few yellowing copies of "Sisters" that have not been purchased and burned by Attorney General John Ashcroft and his staff members.

    "Sisters" made its debut when Mrs. Cheney was an unknown scribbler, though her words undoubtedly inspired the life choices of her daughter Mary. It is shameful that partisan political pressure upon Lynne's publishing house, as well as her current status as Second Womyn of the United States, keeps this moist, glistening gem from being reissued. Readers across America would find "Sisters" a fine excuse for self-abuse if only this exquisite paean to Sapphic love, as well as to prophylactic-clad heterosexual bonking in the Wild West, became widely available once again! Forty-four bidders attempted to buy a yellowing copy from eBay, yet only one succeeded, at a price beyond rubies."

    "Sisters"  —  Lynne Cheney  (Amazon.com)

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