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    TheGreenMiles, IB JOHN, milkbone

    Turbines only cause tooth damage at night for the reason that alien abductions only happen at night.  First, it sounds scarier (do you know how ridiculous an interstellar alien with a proctoscope looks in full daylight?).  Second, you're sleeping so the turbine tooth monsters can sneak in undetected.  Thirdly, the brain is most prone to this disorder (not really a disorder, before about 1800 or so nobody wandered out after dark, because, well, it was DARK out).

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