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  •  Ah, but does that pony want you? See, that's what (2+ / 0-)
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    HairyTrueMan, The Marti

    no one ever stops to think about...WWPD: What Would Ponies Do?

    When life gives you wingnuts, make wingnut butter!

    by antirove on Wed Dec 11, 2013 at 02:43:44 PM PST

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    •  I'm pretty sure the pony wants me. I have (1+ / 0-)
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      references....and a note from the cat! :-)

      We cannot call ourselves a civilised society if we refuse to protect the weakest among us.

      by The Marti on Wed Dec 11, 2013 at 06:49:40 PM PST

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      •  Check that cat's signature--probably altered from (1+ / 0-)
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        normal signature in subtle ways to allow for plausible denial.

        Also, if I may, I don't believe that "as long as it is not a dog" stands out as a solid reference.

        When life gives you wingnuts, make wingnut butter!

        by antirove on Wed Dec 11, 2013 at 07:45:10 PM PST

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        •  Checking the cat's signature now...I don't know (1+ / 0-)
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          what's so special about just getting the silly thing signed and sent off to the pony dealership.  All it needs is a piece of pap............rrrrrr.  The seal is wrong on this one,  THE SEAL IS WRONG ON THIS ONE!!

          How did we get the one with the WRONG SEAL???!!!!????

          Wait!  Maybe I have the original paperwork over here in the desk.   [rummage, rummage, rummage....slam!!!.....rummage, rummage, rummage, mutter, curse, mutter, rummage.]  Oh, don't worry about that.  That was a pesky, nosy spider, tryin' to get into mah drawers.  Gone, now.

          OH!  Here it is.  The undersigned, under penalty of vet office visits for temperature taking, and regualar scolding in that really high human voice you do, hereby states his permission that you should have the use, ownership and and responsibility of a pony of your choice, commencing Chritsmas Day, 2013.  

          There are stipulations:
          You may not name him Mr. Ed
          You may not name him Silver, Champion, Flicka, Fury, or Wendell....or Buck.
          You will not charge admission for the neighbourhood children to admire him.
          You will talk to him sensibly at least part of each day.  If he snorts at your ideas, trust that he knows best.  If the cat is also yawning at these times, get better ideas.
          Feeding instructions will be under his saddle.  Don't be a baby....just flip him over!!!  sheesh.

          Cat may ride dog or pony.  Dog may ride pony.  Pony will just have to suck it up and appeal to human for comfort and protection, which human  will gladly give.  Animals will get along, and there will be no bed hogging.

          The rest is for humans and critters to sort out over time.  If you're lucky, you'll end up with something like this:

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          How do I get myself into these explanations??!!??

          :-D

          We cannot call ourselves a civilised society if we refuse to protect the weakest among us.

          by The Marti on Wed Dec 11, 2013 at 08:31:34 PM PST

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