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  •  (Inspiration strikes!) (5+ / 0-)
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    Sura 109, Heiuan, artmartin, nellgwen, JayRaye
    Next they will be saying that Reindeer really don't now how to fly....
    So now I'm offering this pithy phrase
    To a screaming head with an IQ of 92:
    It's something that can't be said often enough--
    "Megyn Kelly, screw you!"

    The greatest trick the GOP ever played was convincing the devil they had a soul to sell.

    by Uncle Cosmo on Sun Dec 15, 2013 at 05:42:34 AM PST

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    •  "Megyn Kelly, *screw you*"? (1+ / 0-)
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      Have at it, if that's what makes you happy.  I wouldn't touch her with a 39-and-a-half foot pole.  Her soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled-up in tangled-up knots.

      Quidquid id est, timeo Republicanos et securitatem ferentes.

      by Sura 109 on Sun Dec 15, 2013 at 06:16:17 AM PST

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      •  Sounds like you're the kind of person who (0+ / 0-)

        wouldn't see the humor in this limerick:

        There was a young man from Japan
        Whose limericks never did scan.
        When he was asked why,
        He'd reply, "Because I
        "Always put as many words into the last line as I possibly can."
        Being somewhat constrained in scansion & rhyme scheme by the original (you know, a parody has to have a certain resemblance or it doesn't work) my original preference for the valedictory admonition--
        "...fuck off & die, not necessarily in that order!"
        --just wasn't going to work. Oh well.:D

        The greatest trick the GOP ever played was convincing the devil they had a soul to sell.

        by Uncle Cosmo on Sun Dec 15, 2013 at 12:04:33 PM PST

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