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    "Jews" and "Jesus" will shoot way to the top of the batshit insane chart. It never fails.

    And God said, "Let there be light"; and with a Big Bang, there was light. And God said "Ow! Ow My eyes!" and in a flash God separated light from darkness. "Whew! Now that's better. Now where was I. Oh yea . . ."

    by Pale Jenova on Tue Dec 24, 2013 at 10:08:35 AM PST

    •  Let there be light... (1+ / 0-)
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      December 25th is Sir Isaac Newton's birthday, according to the calendar in use in England at the time.  Fittingly enough, the entire calendar had to be changed because of the slowing down of the rotation of the earth from gravitational forces.

      But then, there's this:

      Nature and nature's laws lay hid in night;
      God said "Let Newton be" and all was light.
      It could not last; the Devil shouting "Ho!
      Let Einstein be!" restored the status quo.

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