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  •  I waited over a half an hour (0+ / 0-)

    Not that quickly.

    And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County Down by the Green River where Paradise lay. Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away. John Prine

    by high uintas on Wed Jan 01, 2014 at 01:46:15 PM PST

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    •  Once upon a time a monk and his student (9+ / 0-)

      were walking out of a forest into a small village.

      At a muddy corner an attractive young woman was trying to figure out how to cross the road. The monk introduced himself and offered to carry her across the muddy road and he did.

      A couple hours later the student, clearly bothered, asked the monk why he touched the woman: "We have taken a vow, sir. Why did you do that?"

      The monk replied "I put her down 2 hours ago: why are you still carrying her?"

      Legal means "good".
      [41984 | Feb 4, 2005]

      by xxdr zombiexx on Wed Jan 01, 2014 at 01:59:41 PM PST

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