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  •  Shoved Down Their Throat Like A Million Huge Cocks (3+ / 0-)
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    "Just promise me," said Mr. Phillips, fumbling for his pipe cleaners, "that no matter how wonderful the dance may be tonight, and no matter what Jeff and you may be feeling ... promise me that you won't give him a blowjob."

    "A w-what?" stammered Connie, backing away slightly. "A blowjob," Mr. Phillips repeated. "You know, when a fellow forces his dork down your throat and makes you suck on it until he eventually shoots his pecker-snot all over your tonsils."

    In the silence that followed, Connie, suddenly quite pale, looked beseechingly from Mrs. Phillips to Jeff, both of whom could only avert their eyes to the carpet. "Oh my God," gasped Connie, "th-that's... horrible... sickening..!" "You bet it is," replied Mr. Phillips, puffing his pipe alight, "just ask your mother."

    First Blowjob
    National Lampoon
    -Doug Kenney

    Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness. -Pascal

    by bernardpliers on Fri Jan 10, 2014 at 09:59:01 AM PST

    •  ew. (1+ / 0-)
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      Why the heck do we have random rape imagery in the comments that hasn't been HRed out of sight?  

      •  It is very offensive humor, to be sure, (1+ / 0-)
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        but it is not random, IMO. One of the arguments opponents of same-sex marriage use is that the LGBT community is trying to "shove their agenda down our throats", which is itself rape imagery.

        Frankly, I think this bit of adolescent humor from National Lampoon illustrates just why the "shove the agenda down our throats" meme is so very highly offensive, which in my opinion, it is.

        Of course, the right--especially the religious right--is fond of rape in general, apparently.

        Pope Francis: the Thumb of Christ in the eyes of the Pharisees.

        by commonmass on Fri Jan 10, 2014 at 10:57:33 AM PST

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        •  a little disingenuous (0+ / 0-)

          I do know why people use it.  I don't, however, think it's at all appropriate to see in the comments, not in this form.  

          •  I don't know if I'm being disingenuous: (0+ / 0-)

            I had a lesbian professor in college who used to draw those kinds of analogies all the time, to point this stuff out. However, if I had posted that comment, I would have followed it up with what I said in mine.

            Pope Francis: the Thumb of Christ in the eyes of the Pharisees.

            by commonmass on Fri Jan 10, 2014 at 02:40:23 PM PST

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