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  •  I hope I am not being too forward here, but... (6+ / 0-)

    My Dad, who is a lot older than you so it should be OK since he Must be wiser than you or I, sent me this. Actually he forwarded it from a friend who is half way between us in age......

    $7.00 sex

    A couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
    The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
    The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
    elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

    When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing
    wrong with the way you have intercourse..'

    He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them
    $50 and he says good bye.

    The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
    watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

    This happens several weeks in a row

    The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems,
    pays the doctor, then leave.

    Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
    but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

    The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

    She's married; so we can't go to her house.

    I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

    The Holiday Inn charges $98.

    The Hilton charges $139.

    We do it here for $50, and best of all....

    Medicare pays $43 of it.

    There is no they, We will sink or swim together.... We are here to awaken from the illusion of our separateness

    by GDbot on Sat Jan 18, 2014 at 02:26:29 PM PST

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