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  •  The sad thing is (8+ / 0-)

    that may be the most lucid moment of this.

    •  Do Russian parents hide Joy of Sex cassettes (1+ / 0-)
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      in their underwear drawers for their kids to find?

      And if they do, do the kids have to manually correct the magnetic tape that is folded over and won't spool correctly?

      And if so, are they forced to use a pencil to rotate the spool wheel on the advance side in order to take up the slack they created when they pulled the tape out to correct the fold?

      And if the answer is "Yes" do they still have the wherewithal to masturbate to distorted and skipping images of smiling women with hairy armpits and men with long hair and longer penises?

      Or is this setting the bar too high?  

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