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    Serendipity, Lujane

    This is too good to pass up.

    Is your woman's libido out of control?  Are you worried she is gonna wind up pregnant and ruin your teaching career, the trust of your parishioners, and/or your hiking trip on the Appalachian Trail?

    Here are some easy ways to control your woman's libido:
    1) Stop offering her candy and plush toys.
    2) Stop offering her crack.
    3) Tell her your wife will be stopping by for a visit.
    4) Tell her your "pistol" has developed a new rash, and it is not responding to the antibiotics.
    5) Ask her to arrange some time when you and her daughter can be alone.

    Remember: she can't control her libido, so YOU have to!!

    "The fool doth think he is wise: the wise man knows himself to be a fool" - W. Shakespeare

    by Hugh Jim Bissell on Thu Jan 23, 2014 at 01:09:39 PM PST

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