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  •  Don't pretend you want to talk to me. (2+ / 0-)
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    pgm 01, TheMomCat

    I know you hate me.

    No I don't.

    Yes, you do, everybody does.  It's part of the shape of the Universe. I only have to talk to somebody, and they begin to hate me.  Even robots hate me.  If you just ignore me, I expect I shall probably go away.

    That ship hated me.

    That ship? What happened to it? Do you know?

    It hated me because I talked to it.

    You TALKED to it? What do you mean you talked to it?

    Simple.  I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself into it's external computer feed.  I talked to the computer at great length, and explained my view of the universe to it.

    And what happened?

    It committed suicide.

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