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  •  A near thing (3+ / 0-)

    I almost didn't make it.

    I had a mishap yesterday: I fell in a well and nearly kicked the bucket.

    But I only came up lame.  My wife (she goes by Ima M. Bissell) took one look at me and laughed, and said I was  wet behind the ears.

    But it was my boy, Billy the Kid, who really got my goat.  He said I was all washed up.  Time to come clean, I thought.

    I got out the Hoover and started vacuuming.  The family was floored.  I wanted to show them that Bissells can do more than just vacuum; I threatened to clean the windows as well but they saw right through that.

    I let out a big sigh of relief - it had been an exhausting day.

    "The fool doth think he is wise: the wise man knows himself to be a fool" - W. Shakespeare

    by Hugh Jim Bissell on Thu Feb 27, 2014 at 07:21:41 AM PST

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