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  •  It's because Jesus hates gays (14+ / 0-)

    and trains are socialism, but it's ok to ride them once they're built.

    These people simply aren't screwed together right.

    "Reagan's dead, and he was a lousy president" -- Keith Olbermann 4/22/09

    by kovie on Thu Feb 27, 2014 at 07:34:48 PM PST

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    •  But why does Jesus hate trains? (2+ / 0-)
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      kovie, BlackSheep1

      It is scarcely comprehensible, but it seems like any and every republican in Federal, State or local office seems to have taken some sort of oath to permanently and absolute any and all efforts to build (or even improve) anything that runs on rails.

      And why wouldn't the Koch brothers not invest in some enterprise(s) to make money off rail development? It's not like there are SO many companies in the business.....

      •  Oh, that's easy (2+ / 0-)
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        Jay C, ColoTim

        The Romans crucified Jesus. Today's most common train track gauge is based on the exact same gauge as Roman roads were, because the first train tracks were built on roads that were in turn built on those Roman roads. Therefore, Jesus hates trains. Or at least ones built on Roman road gauge-based tracks.

        Don't you libtards know ANYTHING? ;-)

        Now ask me why god wrote the constitution while riding a dinosaur.

        "Reagan's dead, and he was a lousy president" -- Keith Olbermann 4/22/09

        by kovie on Fri Feb 28, 2014 at 10:38:02 AM PST

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