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  •  They send me a summons every two years (0+ / 0-)

    or so. I've never gotten on an actual jury yet. During the voir dire, when they ask, "Have you been a victim of a crime," I do get to tell my story of being inside a 7-11 store while it was robbed--a friend and I were playing the old Gauntlet video game, and a policewoman tapped me on the shoulder and said, "This store just got held up."

    For some reason, we didn't get called as star witnesses . . .

    And God said, "Let there be light"; and with a Big Bang, there was light. And God said "Ow! Ow My eyes!" and in a flash God separated light from darkness. "Whew! Now that's better. Now where was I. Oh yea . . ."

    by Pale Jenova on Sun Mar 02, 2014 at 10:07:31 AM PST

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