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    I'm not proud.

    Or tired.

    And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
    situation...

    or you may be in a similar situation, and if you're in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say-

    "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.".

    And walk out.

    You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony...

    They may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.

    And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an Organization.

    And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day, I said Fifty People A Day walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. Friends they may think that's a movement.

    And that's what it is, the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the Guitar.

    With feeling.

    So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and sing it when it does. Here it comes.

    You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
    You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
    Walk right in it's around the back
    Just a half a mile from the railroad track
    You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

    That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud.

    I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.

    So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part harmony... and feeling.

    We're just waiting for it to come around is what we're doing.

    All right now.

    You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

    Excepting Alice

    You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
    Walk right in it's around the back
    Just a half a mile from the railroad track
    You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

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