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  •  They were given water wing (5+ / 0-)

    floaties.

    Who knew that the flood would last so dang long and the darn floaties would leak air?

    Yes, even back then, there were problems with quality control.

    © grover


    So if you get hit by a bus tonight, would you be satisfied with how you spent today, your last day on earth? Live like tomorrow is never guaranteed, because it's not. -- Me.

    by grover on Wed Apr 02, 2014 at 02:27:44 PM PDT

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    •  There's a reason for that floaties problem... (0+ / 0-)

      That's only because on the sixth-and-one-half day God created factories in China that employed child labor making cheap plastic goods that didn't last past the first day of use.

      Don't blame me. It's in the Bible. Honest! Rush told me so.

      In their eyes there's something lacking; what they need's a damn good whacking.

      by Mad City 67 on Wed Apr 02, 2014 at 03:39:21 PM PDT

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