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  •  A goldfish joke. (4+ / 0-)

    I used to do stand up comedy (and still do, sometimes).

    There was some comic who did a joke where he said goldfish have a memory of two seconds. So if you put a little ceramic castle in your goldfish bowl, here's what your goldfish thinks, "Hey, a castle! (pause 2 seconds) hey, a castle! (pause 2 seconds) hey, a castle!"

    So I told him that he should add another line. After he does that joke he should say that really intelligent goldfish have a memory of 3 seconds. And the smart ones say, "Hey, a castle! (3 seconds) Wow, deja vu!"

    "Stupid just can't keep its mouth shut." -- SweetAuntFanny's grandmother.

    by Dbug on Tue Apr 08, 2014 at 08:20:50 PM PDT

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