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  •  It's to keep reminding people here... (15+ / 0-)

    that if you lay down with Ron Paul fans because of one issue like drones, you'll wake up with freedom fleas.  Like the Rude Pundit once said:

    Ron Paul has been elevated to god status, yes, by the libertine and the ignorant and the crazy. But he is not a god. He is a mad trickster whose anarchic beliefs will end up kicking you in your balls if you attempt to agree with him. But, hey, if you want to smoke dope and shitcan Medicare, as, apparently, a number of CPAC members want, crown this motherfucker while his eyes are still spinning strongly.
    And he thinks even less of son Rand.
    "Fuck Rand Paul with a polar bear's dick," the Rude Pundit wrote back then. And the same goes for him on his latest thing that like-minded liberals might be tempted to praise: his class action lawsuit against President Obama and the National Security Agency's mass collection of metadata of Americans' communications.

    This ain't a case of an imperfect messenger being better than no messenger at all. Christ knows we have enough of those, starting with President Obama. No, this is about Rand Paul, the opportunistic huckster and exploiter of legitimate and illegitimate paranoia. There is little in Paul's approach to governance that demonstrates he's doing anything other than fluffing the expectations of the slobberingly naive libertarians and crazy-as-mongooses-fucking teabaggers. Why? Because a few years in the Senate lines your pockets for the long haul, baby. That's why. All those slobberers and fucking mongooses are gonna worship at the altar of Rand Paul for a good couple of decades. Here's how you'll know this is the real deal: When he announces he's running for president, something he knows he doesn't have a snowflake's chance in hell of winning, and doesn't run for reelection as a Senator.

    This little fucker's sharking his followers as surely as any TV preacher, pool hall hustler, or Newt Gingrich.

    Need more proof? Son of a bitch (and that bitch is his dad, Ron) stole a chunk of his lawsuit from the lawyer who wrote it up, Bruce Fein. Fein is a loony motherfucker who, at a press conference with Paul in June 2013 announcing the intent to file the lawsuit, compared the Obama administration to Caligula's rule in Ancient Rome, but probably with less hot incest and bestiality.

    Paul brought in recent election loser Ken Cuccinelli to file the lawsuit, leaving Fein out of the picture until a date to be named later. But they totally plagiarized Fein's work: "[A] Jan. 15 draft of the complaint written by Fein has long passages that are nearly identical to those in the complaint Cuccinelli filed Wednesday." And they booted Democratic Senator Mark Udall off the list of plaintiffs and added Freedomworks, a Koch-funded bunch of raging assholes. Now, who does that make them more credible with?

    Unfortunately, there's still remarks here every now and then praising Rand Paul for one thing or another.  I say, fuck that.  I've seen some friends cozy up to him on just the pot issue, and suddenly they're full blown libertarian nutjobs raving mad about the gold standard and having guns everywhere and a completely privatized EVERYTHING.

    His philosophy preys on the part of you that is selfish, and all humans have some of that in us.  At its core, self-preservation is selfish, and it's a trait humans have evolved over the eons.  And he sinks his claws into that part of the brain of naive young people who think they're invincible, so fuck your health care needs.

    •  Both Pauls are misogynist, racist dickbags. (5+ / 0-)
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      Only stupid, entitled teen-mentality white males (excuse me, I meant to say GODDAMN LIBERTARIANS) think either one of them is worth anything. The rest of us see their soulless, glittering pit-bull eyes and smell the hatred reeking out of them.

      So you want to repeal Roe and the Civil Rights Act? Legalize pot and you've got my vote. Woo hoo, freedom!

      “[Sir Arthur Conan Doyle] created Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson - which proves he was way ahead of his time on gay marriage.” - Bill Maher

      by gardnerhill on Sun Jun 01, 2014 at 02:16:53 AM PDT

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