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    I took a crack at translating from Robot to English. Each line corresponds to one grayish rectangle.

    We make gadgets that show off Microsoft software.

    We're gonna do good stuff that's not cheap and will make Microsoft look good.

    We'll figure out how to sell things based on what makes sense.

    We're firing a bunch of workers because we can get the rest to do more jobs at once.

    About 12,500 of them, sorry, but you get severance, okay?

    We're gonna make awesome stuff, somehow without pissing off our OEM customers who also make awesome stuff, and it's all gonna be new and awesome and make people use Windows in new ways, but that's already been done so nothing's going to change.

    If we pay attention to what we're doing we'll sell stuff to people, and we'll do even better later.

    Or rather, the opposite of poverty is not wealth; the opposite of poverty is justice. Melissa Chadburn

    by MrCanoehead on Sun Jul 20, 2014 at 06:02:02 AM PDT

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