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  •  Well I think we should go back to beheading.... (3+ / 0-)

    ...complete with Celebrity Headsmen and a Thursday Night Dead network execution wrap-up, complete with stats for the Celebrity Headsmen....(Who'll look like a Molly Hatchet album cover)

    They'll have guys recruited from Fake Wrestling posturing about their skill with their axes, lots of watermelons will will be messily sacrificed, and they'll have a Richard Dawson-like character as an announcer who gets the crazy screaming fans all worked up.

    It'll be like a mash-up of Running Man, Let's Make a Deal and Family Feud conducted by the WWE....

    They'll have screaming fans vieing for the prestigious seats in range of Death-Splatter, they'll show up with BloodSmocks and ridiculous costumes while a Gallagher-like madman with an axe goes all smash-o-matic with this week's crop of unfortunates....

    When the show is cancelled, Network Geniuses will hatch up Death Circus in which the condemned are dispached by acrobatic comedians who finish them off dare-devil fashion, shoot them out of cannons

    "Ronald Reagan is DEAD! His policies live on but we're doing something about THAT!"

    by leftykook on Fri Jul 25, 2014 at 08:13:20 PM PDT

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