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  •  Indicted for stylistic violations! (4+ / 0-)

    You should claim his as a title for your next hit rock tune Dartagnan. Or poem, or stand up comedy routine.

    We are so close to some other jokes here, I can feel it in my bones.

    Perhaps, something that's a variation of "if a tree falls in the forest but not one hears it, does it make a sound?"

    What about "if Perry wears is classes to his indictment hearing but not one comments on how intelligent he looks, is it a fashion crime?"  Damn, doesn't really make the grade.

    So close an yet to far away, "glasses, glasses everyone but no detectable intelligence we can see."  Nope.

    "If one wears fashionable glasses and still looks like an idiot, .... " no punch line. But reminds me of George Carlin.

    "Looks like shit,
    smells like shit,
    taste like shit...

    It is shit!"

    Perry ...
    looks like an idiot
    acts like an idiot,
    commit crimes like an idiot ...

    He is an idiot!

    not bad but not explicit mention of glasses.

    I give up, you win.

    I can't see my way to any comparable joke Dart. But then, humor is in the eye of the beholder. But, mine have so many specks in them I can't see shit.

    Where's jbou when we need him?

    Thanks for cheering me up.

     

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    by HoundDog on Fri Aug 15, 2014 at 07:50:44 PM PDT

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