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View Diary: Day 3 of the Peace Occupation of Crawford (302 comments)

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  •  ChickenHawk Down! ChickenHawk Down! (4.00)
    ROGER!  WE HAVE A CHICKENHAWK DOWN!

    SURROUNDED BY INSURGENTS!  WHAT DO WE DO?

    OVER!!!!

    •  Fall back to plan "Back Door" (none)
      Plan "Back Door";

      I.) Call Gannon/Gurkett for "back up".
      II.) Get the Heli out here pronto
      III.) Manufacture a "Crysis" somewhere
      IV.) Jump in the Heli and scuttle back to D.C.
      V.) Have the Brave Resolute CIA/FBI/NSA/NASA/SEATO/etc. boys corner these "Diss-idents", declare the land private, arrest them, and fly them to a location not yet known (maybe Gitmo or Diego Garcia)
      VI.) Start war with Iran based on the "terrorist" attack at the Crawdaddy Turkey Farm.
      VII.) Reduce taxes for the richest (if at zero, start paying them).
      VIII.) Raise the national Debt ceiling by using your spineless GOP nuetered pupps.
      IX.) Fly into (well ride with a real pilot) an Air Base in North Dakota wearing a flight with several socks stuffed into the crotch (maybe get the fashion folks to revive Codpieces as modern must wear)
      X.) Declare VICTORY and Mission Good as things fall apart in the Mess-of-the-POTUS-amia part II (call it Iran, call it Persia, just another sandy place somewhere over there)

      Parts XI, XII, etc are to be "potential planning activities" done by Cutie Karl and his Con Artists.

      I seem to have lost my nation, I appear to have stepped through the Looking Glass into a "Homeland"

      by mdgluon on Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 02:44:14 PM PDT

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