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View Diary: The Peaceful Occupation of Iraq (153 comments)

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  •  Thanks Cindy (and Suggestion). (4.00)
    Set up a putting green.  He'll come running.
    •  That's it! (4.00)
      It's not that he's afraid to meet with you, it's just that you're asking him to leave his natural habitat.  Set up some hors d'oeuvres trays, a red carpet, and hire a cheering crowd (just check the Crawford Yellow Pages, he's gotta get 'em somewhere).  Then put up a podium with a backdrop that has "Meeting with Cindy" printed all over it, turn on the spotlight, sit back and wait.

      Oh, you have sent an embossed, gilded invitation, right?

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