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    I'm thinking a great Mardi Gras outfit to insult as many people as possible.

    • Beads. Lots and lots of beads. He can throw them to stranded people ( those willing to, ahem, 'show some initiative' ) like lifelines. Colorful and entertaining too.

    • Feathers. Lots and lots of feathers. Feathers in his hair, feather boas on his shoulders. Watch out for hungry alligators though. They're attracted to feathers.

    • Shiny clothing. Be careful, though, sharks swimming in the water are attracted to shiny.

    • A huge wig. Will show that POTUS isn't afraid to show some vulnerability.

    • Makeup. Lots and lots of it. Eyeshadow, mascara, the whole nine yards.

    • Cake for everyone.  N.O. is a French city, so he can be their very own Marie Antoinette.  (The wig, makeup, etc will help too.  Throw in a tiara as well.)

    • And don't forget the codpiece. Maybe skip it and just go straight for the leather jockstrap, XXL.

    ( Sorry for the offensive nature of this post. )

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