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  •  When rescuing women from rooftops (4.00)
    Be sure to:

    1. firstly, and most importantly, offer coverings to protect their modesty
    2. ask permission before attaching safety harness
    3. avoid touching exposed skin
    4. grasp extremities rather than torso or pelvis
    5. apologize whenever you touch aforementioned areas
    6. take regular dips in the fetid water to cool your mounting ardor

    You must be the change you wish to see in the world- Mahatma Gandhi

    by limaike on Tue Sep 06, 2005 at 09:11:20 PM PDT

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