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    I had heard the tale that the pineapple-shaped newels on guest bedroom bedposts were often removable. A guest who had overstayed his or her welcome would find that the pineapples of hospitality had been removed from the bedposts.

    Of course, I doubt that such a subtle hint would work on the current Inhabitant of Our House.

    On the other hand, the idea of a Miss Manners Brigade of covert etiquette experts removing the pineapples under cover of darkness... it just delights me.

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