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  •  Yes We Love You Tom Delay (4.00)
    Partially recycled CHEERS, with a bow to Theodor Geisel

    Yes we love you Tom Delay
    we hope you never go away

    Did you take a bribe or two
    or maybe you just gave a slew?

    Would you would you have a Fund of Slush?
    And try to keep it all hush hush?
    Would you would you lie for pay
    would you would you Tom Delay?

    Can you hide behind a Bush
    And will he cover up your tush?
    Did you help Blunt and Dreier
    and will they now put out your fires?

    Did you did you twist an arm?
    Did you did you use your charm
    or did you did you just ooze smarm?

    Did you did you
    take free trips
    Did you did you pay the tips?

    Did you give your wife a raise?
    And did you say who cares who pays?
    will you see your numbered days
    when your last friend is just Chris Shays?

    Did you do it by the book
    did you do it like a crook?

    Did you do it
    for your friend Jack
    And do you think he'll
    pay you back?

    Did you crush your foes
    with hugs
    the way you used to
    kill the bugs?

    Did you do it
    for the Eagle Forum
    Or did you do it
    with Santorum?

    Did you do it with a Hammer?
    and will you take it
    to the slammer?

    Did you do it to the judges
    do you still hold those grudges?

    We do not hate you Tom Delay
    we hope you never go away

    Resist much, obey little. ~~Edward Abbey, via Walt Whitman

    by willyr on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 07:21:07 AM PDT

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