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  •  LOL... (4.00)
    How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one:  she holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

    Nothing requires a greater effort of thought than arguments to justify the rule of nonthought. -- Milan Kundera

    by Dale on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 08:28:03 AM PDT

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    •  LIGHT BULBS (4.00)
      how many semanticists does it take to change a light bulb?  First...how light is the bulb?

      you know you're in trouble when your dreams are interrupted by commercials

      by the basque on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 08:58:51 AM PDT

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      •  How many seniors does it take (4.00)
        to change a lightbulb?

        11.

        1 to change the bulb, and 10 to sit around talking about how good the old lightbulb was.

        George Bush never met a problem he couldn't throw money at to solve.

        by Joon on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 02:17:38 PM PDT

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    •  How many sopranos does it take... (4.00)
      Five.  (1)Silvio suggests to Tony that the bulb should be changed.  (2)Tony agrees and tells Paulie to take care of it. (3)Paulie gets Christopher on the cell phone and tells him to have one of his boys take care of the bulb.  (4)Christopher tells the guy sitting in the corner reading the paper and eating canolis to go over to the Bada Bing to change the bulb.  (5)Morbidly obese mob dude shows up thirty minutes later, changes the bulb, and gets slapped by Tony for taking so goddam long.

      What did we do to deserve George W. Bush?

      by republicans are idiots on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 09:41:55 AM PDT

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      •  Sweet... (4.00)
        ... but what does Tony's therapist make of his obsession with light bulbs?

        Nothing requires a greater effort of thought than arguments to justify the rule of nonthought. -- Milan Kundera

        by Dale on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 09:53:46 AM PDT

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        •  When he was a kid, (4.00)
          his mother (God rest her soul) made him change all of the light-bulbs!
          •  how many FEMA directors.... (4.00)
            does it take to change a lightbulb?

            huh?  you mean there is a lightbulb out?  no one told me...i swear I didnt hear about that lightbulb being out until yesterday...its up to the state and local governemnt to change that lightbulb..i did my job, i positioned spare bulbs in all the right places for just this occurance,  cant seem to remember where i put them though...

            maybe we can just make burned out lightbulbs an automatic trigger to shred posse comitatus

            "if all the world's a stage, who is sitting in the audience?"

            by KnotIookin on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 11:24:34 AM PDT

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