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  •  JAMES DOBSON! JAMES DOBSON! (4.00)
    THIS IS ALMIGHTY GOD SPEAKING TO YOU THROUGH THE DAILYKOS MESSAGE BOARD.

    My pick is Charles Nelson Reilly! Now, let it be on Earth as it is in heaven!

    [Thunderclap]

    Somewhere around 2001, Mr. Spock grew a beard.

    by Olds88 on Wed Oct 05, 2005 at 12:48:52 PM PDT

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    •  Maybe we could persuade God (none)
      to post a diary, If we're good enough for Obama.....

      'Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it'. - GBS

      by stevej on Wed Oct 05, 2005 at 01:32:59 PM PDT

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      •  well (none)
        we were pretty hard on obama....

        Talk doesn't cook rice.

        by sophiebrown on Wed Oct 05, 2005 at 01:37:33 PM PDT

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        •  If God posted on dkos... (4.00)
          ...he would be troll-rated to invisibility so fast, it'd make your head spin.

          "The past is never dead. It's not even past." -- William Faulkner

          by GreenCA on Wed Oct 05, 2005 at 01:39:36 PM PDT

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          •  Especially (none)
            If he supports Lieberman.
          •  I don't know about that.. From God's latest Blog: (none)
            via Matt:

            Blessed are the poor in spirit,
                  for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                4Blessed are those who mourn,
                  for they will be comforted.
                5Blessed are the meek,
                  for they will inherit the earth.
                6Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
                  for they will be filled.
                7Blessed are the merciful,
                  for they will be shown mercy.
                8Blessed are the pure in heart,
                  for they will see God.
                9Blessed are the peacemakers,
                  for they will be called sons of God.
                10Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
                  for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
            "So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full.
            No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money.

            Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16By their fruit you will recognize them.

            "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and in your name drive out demons and perform many miracles?' 23Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'

            'These people honor me with their lips,
                  but their hearts are far from me.
                9They worship me in vain;
                  their teachings are but rules taught by men

            "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

            So the last will be first, and the first will be last."

             3So you must obey them and do everything they tell you. But do not do what they do, for they do not practice what they preach. 4They tie up heavy loads and put them on men's shoulders, but they themselves are not willing to lift a finger to move them.
                5"Everything they do is done for men to see: They make their phylacteries[a] wide and the tassels on their garments long; 6they love the place of honor at banquets and the most important seats in the synagogues; 7they love to be greeted in the marketplaces and to have men call them 'Rabbi.'

            13"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the kingdom of heaven in men's faces. You yourselves do not enter, nor will you let those enter who are trying to.[c]

                15"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when he becomes one, you make him twice as much a son of hell as you are.

            23"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You give a tenth of your spices--mint, dill and cummin. But you have neglected the more important matters of the law--justice, mercy and faithfulness. You should have practiced the latter, without neglecting the former. 24You blind guides! You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel.

                25"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence. 26Blind Pharisee! First clean the inside of the cup and dish, and then the outside also will be clean.

                27"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of dead men's bones and everything unclean. 28In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness. "

            I give that entry a 4.

        •  But that was a compliment (none)
          -shows that we take Obama seriously.

          'Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it'. - GBS

          by stevej on Wed Oct 05, 2005 at 01:43:46 PM PDT

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      •  STEVEJ! STEVEJ! (none)
        TRIED THAT! TURNS OUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT TO POST A DIARY! DAMN THAT KOS TO HELL! LOL, JUST KIDDING, KOS!

        Anyhoo, I am posting on my good friend Olds88's account since time is of the essence. Besides, let's just say Olds88 won't be posting much after 6:46 pm next Monday, heh, heh...

        [thunderclap]

        Somewhere around 2001, Mr. Spock grew a beard.

        by Olds88 on Wed Oct 05, 2005 at 02:19:03 PM PDT

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