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  •  Curse your false god, heathen! (4.00)
    Don't you know the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only true deity, who created us all with his noodly appendage?

    "The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."

    by vawolf on Fri Oct 14, 2005 at 11:20:03 AM PDT

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    •  Spam I just got. I heart Spamglish! and God, too (none)
      we took our candles and went upstairs where we parted with friendly amphibole at his door
      Do you call that confidence my love towards divination Strong I am surprised You ought to know better But I recollect being conscious of his company without having noticed his coming in
      Say Not he You might drag him at the heels of four wild horses first Mama said Mrs Strong the boys out like so many caged sparrows
      said the concert abutted resignedly that of course he gave up altogether when he first went out that best of creatures said Mrs Bernal telegraphing the democracy as before
      By the by and letters from Mr Jack Cornett said the kennedy
      "The amiable old Proctor" whos he butte me Annie how illegibly your cousin Frederick writes
      As you certainly would be in any contract you should make for yourself Well I am ready Why you see we wasnt aware sir returned the waiter still apologetically as
      insinuating smile and his head on one side Young gentlemen generally has
      abroad or at home And I said added Mr Davison gravely abroad I was the means of sending him abroad
      you must try to look at it from a new point of view and not as a schoolboy now suddenly lifting up her eyes to mine and speaking in a different manner said
      Ill replied the responsive afterthought My grant sir hes all sorts of things out of doors may be useful in helping you to know your own mind and form a cooler judgement
      we took our candles and went upstairs where we parted with friendly pacifism at his door
      buy drugs cheap
      and mystery of the whole show the influence upon me of the poetry the lights the obvious
    •  My faith in the FSM ... (4.00)
      has been somewhat shaken by IPU missionaries. They are so logical.
      "Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great  
      spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them."
      I am torn. The IPU seems more esoteric and cerebral. And yet there is none of the warmth and comfort that one feels when meditating on the FSM and his noodly appendage. A horn seems rather inhospitable.
      I will ponder my crisis of faith over several bottles of Bell's Porter.

      Don't Panic - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

      by slatsg on Fri Oct 14, 2005 at 12:14:10 PM PDT

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      •  Well, yeah, but... (4.00)
        ...the FSM has cooler t-shirts. And pink's not my best color, anyway. Your mileage may vary, of course.

        Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating. - JWhitlock

        by Alice Venturi on Fri Oct 14, 2005 at 03:05:09 PM PDT

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