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  •  Don't forget the reason for the season (3.82)
    Patrick Fitzgerald <strike>died</strike> prosecuted to save us from our sins.

    The most important lesson of Katrina is that there are things that are worse than taxes.

    by RequestedUsername on Wed Oct 19, 2005 at 07:34:03 AM PDT

    •  but.. (3.98)
      I thought the reason for the season was treason?

      Matt

    •  From Barbara and Jenna (4.00)
      Daddy got hit by an indictment
      Walking home from our dorm on Fitzmas Eve
      Fox News said there was no crime was committed
      but as for we and Grandpa we believe.

      He'd been drinking too much Kool-Aid
      And we'd begged him not to go
      But he'd left behind his cue cards
      So he'd stumbled out the door on his bike, into the snow

      . . . can someone help me finish this?  I'm blocked.  :)

      •  Second verse... (4.00)
        CHORUS: Daddy got hit by an indictment
        Walking home from our dorm on Fitzmas Eve
        Fox News said there was no crime was committed
        but as for we and Grandpa we believe.

        He'd been drinking too much Kool-Aid
        And we'd begged him not to go
        But he'd left behind his cue cards
        So he'd stumbled out the door on his bike, into the snow

        <CHORUS>

        When he served Dad the next morning,
        Wingnuts called Fitz such a pest!
        There were aides who flipped on Daddy
        And incriminating memos on his desk!

        <CHORUS>

        Some one do the next verse...

        •  next verse (4.00)
          here's my try:

          Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
          He'd support Dad in all he did
          But when he heard Dad got indicted
          He said he wished he'd picked Jeb for the job instead
          It's not Fitzmas without Condi
          Who's looking for new shoes in black
          And we just can't help but wonder
          Should we open up her indicts or send them back?

          "I remember when the answer seemed so clear. We had never lived without or tasted fear." The Monkees

          by kisler1224 on Wed Oct 19, 2005 at 01:13:20 PM PDT

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          •  "Don't send them back! Hey!" (none)
            All together now!

            Daddy got hit by an indictment
            Walking home from our dorm on Fitzmas Eve
            Fox News said there was no crime was committed
            but as for we and Grandpa we believe.

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